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foundations-fall:

i really tried to scroll past this. 

bubblelumps:

donotfeedthetimelords:

comedraco:

twyll:

good posts with a long string of terrible comments

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good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable

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(via yesimbeyonce)

purplewhalesofdeath:

*laminated paper wobbling sound*

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nickelode0n:

baby, i don’t care about your stomach

or your legs

or how big your boobs are

i don’t care about you at all

leave me alone

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

(Source: consulting-assassin-who, via fuckyeahloldemort)

ap student: hey im going to my ap class
ap student: ugh my ap textbook is SO heavy
ap student: ugh, im taking 7 AP classes
ap student: AP
ap student: listen to me
ap student: look at me
ap student: AP
ap student: IM SMART
ap student: LET ME READ YOU MY ENTIRE SCHEDULE SO THAT YOU CAN INHALE HOW INTELLIGENT I AM AND BREATHE IN HOW MUCH BETTER I AM THAN YOU
ap student: ap
delaneyclifford:

katherinearandez:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

abhortion:

atheistrose:

domesticabusewillsaveusall:

So awkward.
I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea

It was so awkward when i was walking home because I walked past a McDonalds and like…I’m not a hamburger so…yea